"And there's the king of Pomerania"

"Anatolia, actually. But alas, no longer."
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"It's true. They steal my throne. My Godfather, the Archduke of Austria gave me, one time, gold fountain pen with eagles on him. I loved well my gold fountain pen. And then the liberal minister, one man of exceeding evilness. He come to talk to me and... thump, and talk to much about thing i do not understand. And-- and, and when he was gone, where was my gold fountain pen with eagles on him? Gone also!

- The Former King of Anatolia, Bright Young Things.