My pirate name is:

Mad Mary Cash

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

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chocolatization

for the spring fundraiser, we're going to build a school in nigeria. nigeria's main export is cocoa .: i wanted to make a cocoa bean our mascot. but no. NO. NO!
because 1) they say i'm out to chocolatize the nation, 2) it will look like shit. a shit.
i made him anyway. and they were right.

still, he is getting along more than well with Spermelli.
i've been spying on the in the bedroom:

oooo lala!

Let's say, for argument's sake, fish are stacked in four feet like firewood and you're in the mood to do some chopping.

murphy's law

the moment you light a cigarette, your bus will come
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this could be useful, if you need to get some place fast.